Tuesday, December 12, 2017

dragons? yes.

Hello, random strangers on the internet! Yes, dragons are awesome but unicorns are better!
Currently playing: I Write Sins Not Tragedies- P!ATD
Okay, life has been... weird. Eh, life is always weird! In other news, i am no longer single as of Monday! I deeply- not really- apologize for grammar and/or spelling mistakes, I am using a crappy school computer! I also happen to be a ninth grader so no judgy judgy!
UNICORNS! You want to know what would be awesome? If a dragon and a unicorn had a baby! It would be so adorable!
But, i must now get deep and address the fact I have not been posting recently! Sorry, don't get mad! In all honesty, I recently got on anxiety medicine so before that my brain was too effed up to do a happy, random, unicorn filled blog. And i also have had a loot of homework!
How many people even read this thing? Eh, if I were doing it for the people, I'd talk about... well, not this stuff! Does anyone have any song recommendations? It took me way too long to spell that word!
Because I am at school, I cannot write my more... normal stuff so...
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard OUT!

Friday, November 17, 2017

Unihorses?

Hello, random people of the inter-web currently reading a complete stranger’s inner thoughts! Is that a tad bit too deep? Oh well!
Now playing: Forest- Twenty One Pilots
^this song actually describes my mood so accurately!^ Anywho, I’ve devised a foolproof system for posting: I will post every other Wednesday because I usually write Friday nights and any other free time I have-which is not a lot given my new found high school status! So I really have no time with is why I’m doing it every other week rather than every week. Don’t hate me! I still supply amazing music and gender fluid/non-binary humor!
Speaking of which, do you know how good it feels to speak of which? At my school I have to be all whispers and secret-y because most humans suck! You want to know what else sucks? School.
High school, to be more specific! During homecoming, this girl's supposedly loyal boyfriend cheated on her and that was 2 months ago and people are still talking about it! Don’t even get me started on homework! 
Who wants to see cool emojis?!
πŸ¦„πŸ³️‍πŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ”₯ πŸ’–⚪️πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ’™
I just did the gender fluid flag in emojis I hope you guys appreciate me. Lol, okay. I’m bored, you know the drill so...
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me 
OCD Keyboard out!

Friday, November 10, 2017

Unicorns are back!

Hello, random human being(s) currently reading a complete stranger’s blog! Oh my unicorns, how I have missed my single viewer!
Now playing: Polarize- Twenty One Pilots
Something other than Panic! At The Disco! Okay, back to missing this! The reasons I haven’t blogged in a while are a) i have been extremely stressed because b) I have had so much homework, c) I want to keep this happy and I haven’t been in the right mindset for that. And finally, you get the d) I have little to no time to write anything! Not even the story I recently started writing! Oh yeah, I am writing a story! I also saw John Green on his tour for his new book Turtles All the Way Down! I love it and I love blogging!
My hair is blue! When did this happen? Well, when the green (yes my hair was completely green less than 2 weeks ago) faded, I decided o wanted to try a different color! And since blue is my favorite color I was like "why not?!” So, that has been my life!
Also, one of my old “pals” came over a few days ago! I’m not entirely sure how I feel about that! How are you? Some people say I’m too hyper but i just have lot's of energy with no caffeine!
I’m current reading The Hero’s of Olympus and I LOVE IT! I’m also extremely happy because... well, I actually don’t know why I’m so happy! I’m bored but hyper so Someone give me a topic! Yes, you with the blue hair! Lol, how about Death Note? Yes, I did start watching death note! And someone made the shortcut things for typing and this is what happens when I try to type “I” without hitting a certain button: I️. Wtf? So, you can see why it is taking me a long time to type this!
But anyway, I’m bored so sorry for the short post so… 
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

School'd Unicorns

Hello, random people currently reading a complete stranger's blog on the internet! This week was my first week of school. The school where only one person knows my gender identity!
Now playing: Sarah Smiles- Panic! At The Disco
Quick side note: next post, I will use a song not by Panic!
Oh, the first day of school! In most of my classes, I was with people I can't stand, my friend insulted my amazing green-streaked hair (which I am fully dyeing sometime very soon!) and I almost had a panic attack multiple times! A lovely start to a year! At least my outfit was cool. I mean, I like my classes, just not the people in them. Is that wierd?
I finally have a Tumblr and I am so happy! I can look up things without my mom knowing! I did lead something this morning on Tumblr: never look up "jokes." It has a bunch of links (that I swear I didn't press) to porn websites! In my defense, I have only had Tumblr for a few days! Please tell me what to not search so I never see that again!
Do you want to see my main 4 emojis? Here you go!
πŸ¦„πŸ³️‍πŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ”₯
Tada! My main four emojis!
Anyway, I have been reading Spider-Man/Deadpool teamup comic books. I recently got into them and spent $60 at Books-a-Million! Don't judge me, but I kinda ship Spidey-pool.
The realization has hit me that I ship everything! I even ship colors and objects… I ship gurple (green and purple) but I also ship purquoise (purple and turquoise)! The problems of a fanperson- no, fandevil! Wait, is there, like, a gender neutral name for a gender neutral fan? Is it just "fanperson?" The struggles of being genderfluid!
I should write a story where a fanboy meets a fangirl and they are in the same fandom and there would be a lot of fluff! Warning: my next post may be a short story! This post is just very Tumblr worthy.
So, after I fully dye my hair green and it fades, I think I either want to go silver or black. Suggestions, anyone?
That's all for today, so...
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Don't Judge Me

Hello random human beings currently reading a complete stranger's blog! Does anyone else find it odd that just because of a bunch of 1s and 0s, you are blessed with this blog?
Now Playing: Judge- 21 Pilots 
I'm trying to put less songs by Panic! just because I want some variation so, yeah. I was going to make this post a short story, but it turned out to not exacally be short… I'm thinking about posting one chapter every other Sunday so just be prepared!
Football season is kicking off (pun-intentional) at my school! I really only go to the games for the food. School cafeteria food tastes like crap but concession stand food acually tastes good!
I'm really bared, it's midnight, and I have no inspiration!
My next post will by longer,
I'm sorry, so
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Unicorns Don't Attend High School

Hello, random human beings currently reading a complete stranger's blog who I do not know! This genderfluid/nonbinary bich is going to high school! I know I said I will not post until Sunday, but I am bored...
Now playing: Emperor's New Cloths- Panic! At The Disco
School is starting tomorrow and I am nervous but also excited. Before you judge, let me explain: I like routine and school provides just that! Okay, so, maybe I am insane, maybe. I do hate school shopping because my mom buys my cloths and makes me look like my birth gender.  If only I could come out and they would support me and stuff but that is unlikely.
Onto a more happy subject! Halloween! It is two months away but it is my favorite holiday. This year, I bought a full body suite. I will be midnight. Does anyone want to be my noon? No, okay. No hard feelings, I'm just to sexy for my own good! I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm so sexy that it hurts!
I just saw a commercial for "Wraps", a bracelet of ear buds. I then realized, I HAD THIS FUCKING IDEA TWO YEARS AGO! Wow. Just wow. Thank you, companies for stealing the ideas that come to me in the shower!
I am bored. Very. Bored. And tierd. I did, however, dye a few strips of my hair green. I was attempting to dye all of it, but most of my hair is darker, so only a few highlights came out good. My mom agreed to let me get bleach and redo it!
I had this realization: what if one of my parents was the one reader! Kill me, just kill me now! If my parents are the one viewer, Mama, Dada, ignore alllllll of this, it is just an illusion. Wow.
Anyway, I'm lacking inspiration so,
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Unicorns Crap Rainbows

Hello random human being(s) currently reading a blog by a random person you more than likely do not know! I have been obsessively watching Panic! music videos! Yes, that is why for the past 2 songs, they have been Panic!
Now playing: This is Gospel- Panic! At the Disco
I always either jump on the band wagon very late or not at all, so when I began staying up until 2 am watching Panic! music videos, I was like, "must not become obsesses!" But, I am a very obsessive person, and no one does music videos like that anymore so… I'm obsessed! I CANNOT HELP IT, THEY ARE THE MUSIC I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR TO COMPLETE MY SOUL! Deep, I know. 
I'm bored, here are some emojis to feast your eyes on:
πŸ¦„πŸ³️‍πŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ”₯πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‰πŸΈπŸπŸπŸ’πŸŒ‘πŸŒ˜πŸŒ—πŸŒ–πŸŒ•πŸŒ”πŸŒ“πŸŒ’πŸŒ‘☀️🌀⛅️☁️🌧⛈πŸŒ¦πŸŒˆπŸŒ¬πŸ’¨πŸŒͺ🏹🀺πŸ₯‡πŸ₯ˆπŸ₯‰πŸŽ€πŸŽ§πŸŽΌπŸŽΉπŸš—πŸš—πŸš—πŸš—πŸŽπŸš“πŸš•πŸššπŸš›πŸš™πŸš‘πŸš™πŸš‘πŸš’πŸšπŸš€πŸ›©✈️πŸ’ΊπŸ›³πŸŒ‹πŸ•⛺️πŸ›€πŸ—ΎπŸŒ πŸŒ„πŸŒ…πŸžπŸŽ‘πŸŽ‡πŸŽ†πŸŒ‡πŸŒ†πŸ™πŸŒπŸŒ‰πŸŒŒπŸŒƒπŸ’»πŸ“±πŸ”ͺ⚰️πŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ—πŸ›ŽπŸ›πŸ›ŒπŸ›‹πŸ’™☮️✡️♈️πŸšΉπŸšΊπŸ”➰⬛️πŸ•’πŸ³️‍🌈☢️πŸ’–⚪️πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ’™
Does anyone want to go grab some froyo with me? Nah, I'm just kidding, I fly solo for froyo. Can't have someone wrecking my cake batter vibe! Has anyone noticed there are no gender neutral people emojis? Thank you apple, just did me like you do, bitch! 
Oh wait, I don't think I have told you people… Um, yeah, I'm technically genderfluid but I'm also non-binary so… only five of my friends know and I'm kid of scared to go back to school because everyone will be misgendering me! 
Anyway,
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Unicorns are not dead

Hello random internet people who I have never met and are currently reading a complete stranger's blog! I have been slightly inconsistent about posting so I have devised a schedule that will go into effect as soon as I start school in one week!
Currently playing: LA Devotee- Panic! at the Disco
So I start school in a little over a week, and when I do I will post every Sunday! I'll write the most random, stuipid stuff during the week, finish it during the weekend and post something on Sunday. How does that sound? Cool? Yeah!
I realized my last post didn't really bring up unicorns! So, let's talk about unicorns!do you think you can ride them like you can a horse? And I know that Pegasus-s and unicorns are completely different species, but do you think that they are friendly? Maybe even friends? Or… could it be… A SHIP!
Speaking of ships, what percent of your ships are LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈? All my freinds kind of laugh at me for shipping so many not-so-straight people but I cannot help it! I do have straight ships, I swear! Example: Tris and Tobias(😭), Katniss and Peeta, Hanna and Caleb, Aria and Ezra, the list goes on! The list of gay ships does, however, out way the straight ships by a ton!
Wait, I have a question! One person who does read my blog, I need an opinion on this so I better see a comment! Do unicorns have a gender? I am one of those people who doesn't really think gender is real and I swear if unicorns are non-binary, I will die of happiness! I am dead serious, the one person who reads this, please comment! I want friends!
One of my friends once asked me: "how the f*ck do you write with your left hand?!" Yes, I am a lefty, a spawn of the devil! So, to the 90% of people who are right handed, I shall ask you every time I see you write: "how the f*ck do you write with your right hand?!" Yes, I know it is slightly a bitch move, but it annoys me! Am I too harsh? Nah! Thanks, Mr. Voice-in-my-head!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Friday, August 4, 2017

Unicorn Conspiracy

Hello, random people on the internet currently reading a complete stranger's blog! So, who else loves reading conspiracy theories just to laugh, but then you find one and it seems so real?! Like, am I the only one who does that?
Now Playing- Victorious: Panic! At The Disco
The first time I ever read a conspiracy theory, I couldn't have been any older than 8! My brother showed it to me and that is when I fell in love. Not with my brother, that would be gross on so many levels, not just because he is my brother. So, whenever I start watching YouTube, I usually don't stop until 5am! And this new and amazing video was explaining why this thing was fake and so my brother let me watch a couple more but then it was dinner time. I think my parents get annoyed when I talk about conspiracy theories… oh well.
I recently found this one conspiracy theory about the government trying to control our minds by putting fluoride in the water! Ok, it sounds dumb at first but then you look into it and find the US rate of tooth decay is the same as countries who do not use fluoride. But you also have to compare the before tooth decay, because they didn't start putting fluoride into the water until the early 1900's when tooth decay was very high. But why is it still in our water? Statistically, 70% of all Americans brush their teeth twice a day, which is a higher rate than it was when they put fluoride into the water! When someone, I think it was a scientist, had some people take an IQ test. A couple of people who were takeing the test drank water without fluoride and the others had fluoride in the water. Whose group got higher scores? The group without fluoride!
Now, there are a bunch of control factors but you have to think, why did our government who loves us so much put something in our water that decreases our IQ? Is it possible the government is secretly trying to mind control us?
What is your favorite conspiracy theory? Please comment, I actually want to hear it! Tell me what you think about the government poisoning us! Because I have so few people who read my blog, I will more than likely actually read and maybe even reply to your comments. Let's just get a whole tumbler fight up in the comments section!
Sorry for the short post but…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Unicorns vs. Dragons

hello random internet people reading a complete stranger's blog! I have a very important question: in a fight between a unicorn and a dragon, who would win?
Now playing: The Middle- Jimmy Eat World
Okay, so this fire breathing dragon says to this majestic dark unicorn, "hey, so, this internet blogger wants to see who would win in a fight between us. Wanna fight?"
So the unicorn responds, "fine, but you shall loose!" And then they battle but because the are BFFs, they stop. I suppose the world shall never know. $20 bucks on the unicorn!
I was looking at how many people have viewed my blog and a whole one person has viewed it! Dearest one person who read my blog, my greatest dept to you is owed, for a young blogger once had a dream! And that one blogger thought no one would ever stumble upon their blog, so thank you!
Has anyone ever been to a lighthouse? I haven't but I want to. I'm going to see a lighthouse sometime this week but I feel like my standards are too high. Whenever I know I'm going so,where I haven't been before, my standards are always incredibly high! Does anyone else do that?
I have a really funny story! When frozen first released its trailer, it showed Anna throwing a sleeping bag that had caught on fire and Elsa building an ice castle. When I first saw it, I thought the sisters both had powers! My young brain thought Anna was throwing fire… I didn't realize I was wrong until I watched the movie. Please tell me someone else thought this or else I will feel very bad about myself!
There is always that one kid who thinks that they are popular. That kid was me up until about 4th grade! Now, I am a socially awkward teenager who has six friends. I was never actually social, I just thought I was cool 😎. I'm even not popular on the internet! Join the socially awkwards, we don't interrupt your book!
Anyway, I'm bored so…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Friday, July 28, 2017

Anxiety

Hi, random human beings I have never actually met, seen, etc before! Today, I want to talk about something more serious.
Now playing: Breathe Me- Sia
So many people assume anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts, etc are curable by just being happy. If you have never gone through an anxiety/panic attack, depression or something like that, it is impossible to understand how hard it is to just feel normal.
I have went through a very hard time and came out scarred, battered and bruised but I am alive. I have social anxiety, OCD, generalized panic disorder, and I used to be depressed. It definitely doesn't help that I only have two real best friends. Now, that is just me; I have no idea what you are going through. I consider myself lucky that my situation is not as bad as other people's. People are so strong, but sometimes, we break. And sometimes when we break, just laughing and moving on dose not help. So many people are so ignorant and it isn't even their fault! Schools don't teach mental health, at my school, we have an assembly once a year. That is not enough! People need to know about how hard it is, how much it hurts when you can't get out of your own head.
What I want people to understand is that mental health is not something that should be taking lightly, ignored, or treated like it is fake.
The month of April is Self Harm Awareness Month. On April 11th, wear a yellow ribbon, get other people to wear a yellow ribbon or anything yellow. Don't be ignorant to how mental health affects everyone.
I know this is a short post but I can't write much more about this without going into a panic attack. Thank you for reading this and…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Monday, July 24, 2017

FREE UNICORNS πŸ¦„πŸ¦„

Hello, online stranger's currently reading a complete stranger's inner thoughts that you have never met. I have found my emojis, people of earth: πŸ¦„πŸ³️‍πŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ”₯!! If you do not relate to this, I suggest you just stop reading right now because you are not OCD Keyboard's buddy anymore. Dead serious.
Now playing: Radioactive- Imagine Dragons
In this world currently, everyone is very concerned with how they appear to others. Thus makeup. Like, everyone in Hollywood wears makeup,girls, feminine guys. But then there is also those guys who sag their pants so clearly Earth is screwed. Unicorns don't wear makeup and they are beautiful!
"Don't do drugs, kids!" I DONT NEED DRUGS I HAVE IMAGINATION! You want to go crazy, eat some sugar! I mean, it's basically the same thing except the sugar addiction doesn't kill you. Well, it does. I mean, diabetes. So, um, sugar kids! Eat sugar and brush your teeth! That is all I will say.
Have you ever had to go to a family reunion because your parents are forcing you to got but not your brother? It is so infuriating! Luckily, I ended up skipping the family reunion, as did my parents. But family reunions! That is all I have to say about family reunions. They are just pure and  undeniable insanity! 
Well, I am bored so come on people! How about some conversation starters? Did I hear someone say "unicorns"? Good choice! So, the stereotype of unicorns is white as snow body, gold or pink horn, and a very colorful mane. If you want some friggin' adorable unicorns who aren't so clichΓ©, simply google: dark unicorns! Cutest things ever! I mean, just look at my profile picture and BOOM!
So far, I see only one person has read my blog. Thank you, one random person who read this! Sincerely, I didn't think anyone would read this! Let's face it, I'm not the best writer!
When I told my 2 friends about this, they both said they couldn't get to it. I don't know why, but it is hard to get to this site. I don't know?
Anyway, who wants to see something cool? I found this cool thing on Pinterest, try and read the following sentence. 
Unircons cmae form a dsiatnt satr, froemd thusonnads of yaers ago!
Can you read it? Most people can because your brain doesn't really pay attention to the letters in the middle, just the first and last letters! Amazing! This is why I want to go into psychology.
Everyone is all, "I think that, instead of psychology, you should go into something you will enjoy, like medicine!" Sorry, controlling humans, I like psychology way more than seeing stuff that I don't even want to imagine! Ignorant unicorn haters!
Anyway, sorry for the the short post!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Friday, July 21, 2017

War and Peace and Unicorns

Hello, random online readers who have more than likely never seen my face! Am I too obsessed with unicorns? πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„. Never! That is not possible!
Now playing: Run, Boy, Run- Woodkid 
Are you as amazed by iPhones as I am? Yes, you, the person reading this! Like, how the crap dogs do they work? I understand there is an intricate web of coards and chips storing a lot of data but HOW? I feel like I should have been born in a different century because I cannot comprehend how modern technology is so amazing! But then again, gay rights were not exacally something people fought for and I am very bisexual. Not in a "oh, that teenager just wants to experiment and get laid" kinda way- in fact, the thought of having tons of sex slightly repulses me! Wow, a teen who doesn't want sex? So unexpected!
I was on Pinterest the other day and I was ready to get a life long sentence to prison because someone insulted my fandom. This random hater was saying stuff like, "Veronica Roth doesn't know what she is doing with Allegiant, it is scientifically impossible, horrible writer, blah blah blah!" I'm not implying that I will destroy you if you mess with any of my fandoms, I am bluntently saying it. I mean, yes I understand Tris's death was uncalled for, but the entire series is all about sacrifice and her taking her brother's place to go into the weapon's lab was the biggest sacrafice of the series! P.S., sorry for the spoiler! πŸ˜‡!
I am apparently like the North and South Pole because part of me is all like, "eff you teacher! Trying to make me do homework every night!" And the other part of me simply says, "I apologize if I am being rude but could you please pause your conversation while the teacher is teaching?" But then, I have this whole gray scale in between. Is that wierd? Nah, not at all! Right? RIGHT?!
How about them unicorns, eh? That was the best conversation starter ever! Forget, "how about those gas prices?" Unicorns are making a comeback, dawg! I'll be on Pinterest and come cross some gay shit and it will be like "the bisexual unicorn"… If that ain't me. If I am not a bisexual unicorn, I am nothing! Nothing… except a bisexual unicorn! 
When I told my parents I was bisexual, they were all like, "don't worry, this is just a phase! You have been influenced by your peers and you'll get over it soon!" Long story short, my dad doesn't like gay characters and always says, "is everyone gay on this show!" when we watch Glee together. Yes, Father, that is why Quinn was pregnant, she was banging a girl. Then there is Puck, who was only banging her so Finn would break up with her and bang him. I liked Finn, I'm sad he is dead.
On a happier note, gender is slowly dissolving so no more blue boys and pink girls! And do you know who we have to thank for those colors? Hitler, the one and only. So not only did he kill 6 million innocent people, he also gendered blue and pink!
So, you are given a choice of to people you can vote for for president:
A) an alcoholic who is addicted to gambling
B) someone who has never once smoked, never one tasted a drop of alcohol, loved children and dogs
Did you choose "B"? So did I, then I learned that "A" was Theodor Roosevelt and "B" was Hitler. Now, I despise Hitler as much as the next, what he did was unforgivable, but he was as human as the person writing this blog, the person reading this, your neighbor, even a child. He wasn't a monster, he was a human who did something unforgivable, but he was still human.
Well, I apologize for the slightly depressing post(I guess that is life though) and please read more, I swear I am a happy person!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Am I a Unicorn?

Okay, hello! OCD Keyboard is back, unnamed humans currently reading my blog who I have more than likely never met! Do I need a better intro? Nah, I kind of like that!
Now playing : Colors- Halsey 
So, my last blog post was really just an experament. I wanted to see what style I like for this and it worked out!
Okay, has anyone had, like, a very, extremely, undeniably awkward encounter with an old friend? And the fact that your "old friend" was your best friend just a month ago makes it twenty times worse! Yes, this bundle of random unicorn amazingness has been dumped by many best friends before. But, hey! At least I know who my true friends are now.
I got my hair cut less than 2 weeks ago and it is already starting to grow back! It is still pretty short but it will need cut again before school starts or else it'll be all up in my eye balls!
If I didn't already claim the hipster-grunge style, maybe I could go emo on all them unicorn haters! πŸ¦„πŸ¦„! Have you ever tried to change your style then your friends start judging you. "You just want to jump on the band wagon before even thinking about it!" That is one of the many things teenagers say to anyone who changes. Hallelujah, praise the unicorns, that teenagers have become so snarky!
So, is it cool for teen guys to sag their pants again? If so, does anyone have a cheap time machine to before anyone decided sagged pants looked cool? I am dead serious, I will not live in a world where sagged pants are in style! RUFUSING TO CONFORM! Does the thought of clichΓ© stuff bother anyone else? I do not enjoy conforming to "hey everyone! Make sure to be really clichΓ© and ne a nerdy/poplar couple! But make sure to change each other but in a sweet way." No thank you.
So, I am super rare, there is only one of me out of 7.56 billion people, and unicorns are rare so… I'm just saying that I am also very colorful. Am I a unicorn in a human's body? Holy crap dogs, I am a unicorn!
Has anyone else just realized how much I use "so"? Well, I truly, deeply apologize for the over use of an already overused word. I just want you to know, I don't reread or edit anything I write. This is just random-ass randomness.
If I felt better about the appearance of my face, maybe I could be a YouTube person. Nah, I'm not good at speaking. Does anyone want to make a YouTube account? I mean, you get to watch videos that are restricted for absolutely no reason and you can comment, like and subscribe! But then, if you were me and ended up making even one video, my friends would never let me live it down!
So, I guess that that is all.
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Introducing Random!

Hello random human being(s) currently reading a blog by a random person you more than likely do not know! The internet is so… conflicted. A lot of people feel so safe on the internet,, almost like it is a second home. That is not at all bad! Yeah, fresh air, sunlight, etc. you need, but you also need to feel safe.
On the other hand, so many people feel trapped by a hurricane of nasty comments, stalkers, and the feeling of endless knowledge. I'm going completely clichΓ© here but who has watched Pretty Little Liars? These four young teens/ adults are being stalked by someone who, no matter what they do, will not disappear. Some people don't have to imagine what that would feel like, because they are going through/ went through that.
How do you feel about the inernet? Is it a safe space for you, or a living nightmare? Hell, it could even be the grey place in between. I know I have mixed emotions about the internet.
Onto another subject because this blog is like the person writing it, completely, utterly, undeniably random!
Has anyone read a book, gotten to the middle and just decided, "this is the book I shall reread for centuries"? If not, then how about a movie? Is everyone on the same page now? I hope so! Well, I am so close to finishing this one book about a gender fluid teen and it is amazing!
I cannot stand clichΓ© stuff (yet I am writing a blog?) but recently, my best friend decided to force me into the the life of millions by helping me make a Snapchat. Curses to the day I ever allowed her to set it up for me. I now must wake up each morning and remember to send out "streaks". Is it just me, or are the teenagers of the 20-teens being brainwashed by new social standards. Thank the unicorns I am socially awkward!
Has anyone ever been to the mall when it is crowded, and your best friend is making you dress nice (and doesn't even let you wear your favorite hoodie?! Madness, I say, MADNESS!) so everyone is staring at you? Add in social anxiety and your day's good mood has plummeted. That is why I only go on days when I'm pretty sure it should be less crowded. And I make sure to bring my favorite hoodie.
There is one question you are dying to ask, I can tell. Maybe you have even guessed. "Is this online blogger brain washing me with their amazing, anti-social ways?" The answer is no, mostly because I can't find the technology to do so yet. Sorry to disappoint.
Does anyone reading this have OCD? How bad is your OCD? I have OCD but I feel like mine is very different. The stereotype that I hear a lot is people with it are afraid of germs. I am not saying I will use the same fork/spoon/knife for my macaroni and apple sauce (the thought of mixing my food makes me shudder) but I wouldn't say I am afraid of germs. I'm more OCD towards disorganization and odd numbers. I can just imagine someone who decides they don't like me messaging me odd numbers. "An OCD afraid of odd numbers? *types string of odd numbers!"
I am currently letting my playlist on my phone lead my thoughts and just as Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me came on, my crush texted me. FATE!
Anyway, I feel like maybe I should stop here? I have never had a blog before, only a multitude of journals. So is here where I say goodbye and sign of? It is? Okay!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!