Sunday, July 30, 2017

Unicorns vs. Dragons

hello random internet people reading a complete stranger's blog! I have a very important question: in a fight between a unicorn and a dragon, who would win?
Now playing: The Middle- Jimmy Eat World
Okay, so this fire breathing dragon says to this majestic dark unicorn, "hey, so, this internet blogger wants to see who would win in a fight between us. Wanna fight?"
So the unicorn responds, "fine, but you shall loose!" And then they battle but because the are BFFs, they stop. I suppose the world shall never know. $20 bucks on the unicorn!
I was looking at how many people have viewed my blog and a whole one person has viewed it! Dearest one person who read my blog, my greatest dept to you is owed, for a young blogger once had a dream! And that one blogger thought no one would ever stumble upon their blog, so thank you!
Has anyone ever been to a lighthouse? I haven't but I want to. I'm going to see a lighthouse sometime this week but I feel like my standards are too high. Whenever I know I'm going so,where I haven't been before, my standards are always incredibly high! Does anyone else do that?
I have a really funny story! When frozen first released its trailer, it showed Anna throwing a sleeping bag that had caught on fire and Elsa building an ice castle. When I first saw it, I thought the sisters both had powers! My young brain thought Anna was throwing fire… I didn't realize I was wrong until I watched the movie. Please tell me someone else thought this or else I will feel very bad about myself!
There is always that one kid who thinks that they are popular. That kid was me up until about 4th grade! Now, I am a socially awkward teenager who has six friends. I was never actually social, I just thought I was cool 😎. I'm even not popular on the internet! Join the socially awkwards, we don't interrupt your book!
Anyway, I'm bored so…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Friday, July 28, 2017

Anxiety

Hi, random human beings I have never actually met, seen, etc before! Today, I want to talk about something more serious.
Now playing: Breathe Me- Sia
So many people assume anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts, etc are curable by just being happy. If you have never gone through an anxiety/panic attack, depression or something like that, it is impossible to understand how hard it is to just feel normal.
I have went through a very hard time and came out scarred, battered and bruised but I am alive. I have social anxiety, OCD, generalized panic disorder, and I used to be depressed. It definitely doesn't help that I only have two real best friends. Now, that is just me; I have no idea what you are going through. I consider myself lucky that my situation is not as bad as other people's. People are so strong, but sometimes, we break. And sometimes when we break, just laughing and moving on dose not help. So many people are so ignorant and it isn't even their fault! Schools don't teach mental health, at my school, we have an assembly once a year. That is not enough! People need to know about how hard it is, how much it hurts when you can't get out of your own head.
What I want people to understand is that mental health is not something that should be taking lightly, ignored, or treated like it is fake.
The month of April is Self Harm Awareness Month. On April 11th, wear a yellow ribbon, get other people to wear a yellow ribbon or anything yellow. Don't be ignorant to how mental health affects everyone.
I know this is a short post but I can't write much more about this without going into a panic attack. Thank you for reading this and…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Monday, July 24, 2017

FREE UNICORNS 🦄🦄

Hello, online stranger's currently reading a complete stranger's inner thoughts that you have never met. I have found my emojis, people of earth: 🦄🏳️‍🌈🍆🔥!! If you do not relate to this, I suggest you just stop reading right now because you are not OCD Keyboard's buddy anymore. Dead serious.
Now playing: Radioactive- Imagine Dragons
In this world currently, everyone is very concerned with how they appear to others. Thus makeup. Like, everyone in Hollywood wears makeup,girls, feminine guys. But then there is also those guys who sag their pants so clearly Earth is screwed. Unicorns don't wear makeup and they are beautiful!
"Don't do drugs, kids!" I DONT NEED DRUGS I HAVE IMAGINATION! You want to go crazy, eat some sugar! I mean, it's basically the same thing except the sugar addiction doesn't kill you. Well, it does. I mean, diabetes. So, um, sugar kids! Eat sugar and brush your teeth! That is all I will say.
Have you ever had to go to a family reunion because your parents are forcing you to got but not your brother? It is so infuriating! Luckily, I ended up skipping the family reunion, as did my parents. But family reunions! That is all I have to say about family reunions. They are just pure and  undeniable insanity! 
Well, I am bored so come on people! How about some conversation starters? Did I hear someone say "unicorns"? Good choice! So, the stereotype of unicorns is white as snow body, gold or pink horn, and a very colorful mane. If you want some friggin' adorable unicorns who aren't so cliché, simply google: dark unicorns! Cutest things ever! I mean, just look at my profile picture and BOOM!
So far, I see only one person has read my blog. Thank you, one random person who read this! Sincerely, I didn't think anyone would read this! Let's face it, I'm not the best writer!
When I told my 2 friends about this, they both said they couldn't get to it. I don't know why, but it is hard to get to this site. I don't know?
Anyway, who wants to see something cool? I found this cool thing on Pinterest, try and read the following sentence. 
Unircons cmae form a dsiatnt satr, froemd thusonnads of yaers ago!
Can you read it? Most people can because your brain doesn't really pay attention to the letters in the middle, just the first and last letters! Amazing! This is why I want to go into psychology.
Everyone is all, "I think that, instead of psychology, you should go into something you will enjoy, like medicine!" Sorry, controlling humans, I like psychology way more than seeing stuff that I don't even want to imagine! Ignorant unicorn haters!
Anyway, sorry for the the short post!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Friday, July 21, 2017

War and Peace and Unicorns

Hello, random online readers who have more than likely never seen my face! Am I too obsessed with unicorns? 🦄🦄🦄🦄. Never! That is not possible!
Now playing: Run, Boy, Run- Woodkid 
Are you as amazed by iPhones as I am? Yes, you, the person reading this! Like, how the crap dogs do they work? I understand there is an intricate web of coards and chips storing a lot of data but HOW? I feel like I should have been born in a different century because I cannot comprehend how modern technology is so amazing! But then again, gay rights were not exacally something people fought for and I am very bisexual. Not in a "oh, that teenager just wants to experiment and get laid" kinda way- in fact, the thought of having tons of sex slightly repulses me! Wow, a teen who doesn't want sex? So unexpected!
I was on Pinterest the other day and I was ready to get a life long sentence to prison because someone insulted my fandom. This random hater was saying stuff like, "Veronica Roth doesn't know what she is doing with Allegiant, it is scientifically impossible, horrible writer, blah blah blah!" I'm not implying that I will destroy you if you mess with any of my fandoms, I am bluntently saying it. I mean, yes I understand Tris's death was uncalled for, but the entire series is all about sacrifice and her taking her brother's place to go into the weapon's lab was the biggest sacrafice of the series! P.S., sorry for the spoiler! 😇!
I am apparently like the North and South Pole because part of me is all like, "eff you teacher! Trying to make me do homework every night!" And the other part of me simply says, "I apologize if I am being rude but could you please pause your conversation while the teacher is teaching?" But then, I have this whole gray scale in between. Is that wierd? Nah, not at all! Right? RIGHT?!
How about them unicorns, eh? That was the best conversation starter ever! Forget, "how about those gas prices?" Unicorns are making a comeback, dawg! I'll be on Pinterest and come cross some gay shit and it will be like "the bisexual unicorn"… If that ain't me. If I am not a bisexual unicorn, I am nothing! Nothing… except a bisexual unicorn! 
When I told my parents I was bisexual, they were all like, "don't worry, this is just a phase! You have been influenced by your peers and you'll get over it soon!" Long story short, my dad doesn't like gay characters and always says, "is everyone gay on this show!" when we watch Glee together. Yes, Father, that is why Quinn was pregnant, she was banging a girl. Then there is Puck, who was only banging her so Finn would break up with her and bang him. I liked Finn, I'm sad he is dead.
On a happier note, gender is slowly dissolving so no more blue boys and pink girls! And do you know who we have to thank for those colors? Hitler, the one and only. So not only did he kill 6 million innocent people, he also gendered blue and pink!
So, you are given a choice of to people you can vote for for president:
A) an alcoholic who is addicted to gambling
B) someone who has never once smoked, never one tasted a drop of alcohol, loved children and dogs
Did you choose "B"? So did I, then I learned that "A" was Theodor Roosevelt and "B" was Hitler. Now, I despise Hitler as much as the next, what he did was unforgivable, but he was as human as the person writing this blog, the person reading this, your neighbor, even a child. He wasn't a monster, he was a human who did something unforgivable, but he was still human.
Well, I apologize for the slightly depressing post(I guess that is life though) and please read more, I swear I am a happy person!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Am I a Unicorn?

Okay, hello! OCD Keyboard is back, unnamed humans currently reading my blog who I have more than likely never met! Do I need a better intro? Nah, I kind of like that!
Now playing : Colors- Halsey 
So, my last blog post was really just an experament. I wanted to see what style I like for this and it worked out!
Okay, has anyone had, like, a very, extremely, undeniably awkward encounter with an old friend? And the fact that your "old friend" was your best friend just a month ago makes it twenty times worse! Yes, this bundle of random unicorn amazingness has been dumped by many best friends before. But, hey! At least I know who my true friends are now.
I got my hair cut less than 2 weeks ago and it is already starting to grow back! It is still pretty short but it will need cut again before school starts or else it'll be all up in my eye balls!
If I didn't already claim the hipster-grunge style, maybe I could go emo on all them unicorn haters! 🦄🦄! Have you ever tried to change your style then your friends start judging you. "You just want to jump on the band wagon before even thinking about it!" That is one of the many things teenagers say to anyone who changes. Hallelujah, praise the unicorns, that teenagers have become so snarky!
So, is it cool for teen guys to sag their pants again? If so, does anyone have a cheap time machine to before anyone decided sagged pants looked cool? I am dead serious, I will not live in a world where sagged pants are in style! RUFUSING TO CONFORM! Does the thought of cliché stuff bother anyone else? I do not enjoy conforming to "hey everyone! Make sure to be really cliché and ne a nerdy/poplar couple! But make sure to change each other but in a sweet way." No thank you.
So, I am super rare, there is only one of me out of 7.56 billion people, and unicorns are rare so… I'm just saying that I am also very colorful. Am I a unicorn in a human's body? Holy crap dogs, I am a unicorn!
Has anyone else just realized how much I use "so"? Well, I truly, deeply apologize for the over use of an already overused word. I just want you to know, I don't reread or edit anything I write. This is just random-ass randomness.
If I felt better about the appearance of my face, maybe I could be a YouTube person. Nah, I'm not good at speaking. Does anyone want to make a YouTube account? I mean, you get to watch videos that are restricted for absolutely no reason and you can comment, like and subscribe! But then, if you were me and ended up making even one video, my friends would never let me live it down!
So, I guess that that is all.
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Introducing Random!

Hello random human being(s) currently reading a blog by a random person you more than likely do not know! The internet is so… conflicted. A lot of people feel so safe on the internet,, almost like it is a second home. That is not at all bad! Yeah, fresh air, sunlight, etc. you need, but you also need to feel safe.
On the other hand, so many people feel trapped by a hurricane of nasty comments, stalkers, and the feeling of endless knowledge. I'm going completely cliché here but who has watched Pretty Little Liars? These four young teens/ adults are being stalked by someone who, no matter what they do, will not disappear. Some people don't have to imagine what that would feel like, because they are going through/ went through that.
How do you feel about the inernet? Is it a safe space for you, or a living nightmare? Hell, it could even be the grey place in between. I know I have mixed emotions about the internet.
Onto another subject because this blog is like the person writing it, completely, utterly, undeniably random!
Has anyone read a book, gotten to the middle and just decided, "this is the book I shall reread for centuries"? If not, then how about a movie? Is everyone on the same page now? I hope so! Well, I am so close to finishing this one book about a gender fluid teen and it is amazing!
I cannot stand cliché stuff (yet I am writing a blog?) but recently, my best friend decided to force me into the the life of millions by helping me make a Snapchat. Curses to the day I ever allowed her to set it up for me. I now must wake up each morning and remember to send out "streaks". Is it just me, or are the teenagers of the 20-teens being brainwashed by new social standards. Thank the unicorns I am socially awkward!
Has anyone ever been to the mall when it is crowded, and your best friend is making you dress nice (and doesn't even let you wear your favorite hoodie?! Madness, I say, MADNESS!) so everyone is staring at you? Add in social anxiety and your day's good mood has plummeted. That is why I only go on days when I'm pretty sure it should be less crowded. And I make sure to bring my favorite hoodie.
There is one question you are dying to ask, I can tell. Maybe you have even guessed. "Is this online blogger brain washing me with their amazing, anti-social ways?" The answer is no, mostly because I can't find the technology to do so yet. Sorry to disappoint.
Does anyone reading this have OCD? How bad is your OCD? I have OCD but I feel like mine is very different. The stereotype that I hear a lot is people with it are afraid of germs. I am not saying I will use the same fork/spoon/knife for my macaroni and apple sauce (the thought of mixing my food makes me shudder) but I wouldn't say I am afraid of germs. I'm more OCD towards disorganization and odd numbers. I can just imagine someone who decides they don't like me messaging me odd numbers. "An OCD afraid of odd numbers? *types string of odd numbers!"
I am currently letting my playlist on my phone lead my thoughts and just as Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me came on, my crush texted me. FATE!
Anyway, I feel like maybe I should stop here? I have never had a blog before, only a multitude of journals. So is here where I say goodbye and sign of? It is? Okay!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!