Hello random human beings currently reading a complete stranger's blog! Does anyone else find it odd that just because of a bunch of 1s and 0s, you are blessed with this blog?
Now Playing: Judge- 21 Pilots
I'm trying to put less songs by Panic! just because I want some variation so, yeah. I was going to make this post a short story, but it turned out to not exacally be short… I'm thinking about posting one chapter every other Sunday so just be prepared!
Football season is kicking off (pun-intentional) at my school! I really only go to the games for the food. School cafeteria food tastes like crap but concession stand food acually tastes good!
I'm really bared, it's midnight, and I have no inspiration!
My next post will by longer,
I'm sorry, so
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Saturday, August 26, 2017
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
Unicorns Don't Attend High School
Hello, random human beings currently reading a complete stranger's blog who I do not know! This genderfluid/nonbinary bich is going to high school! I know I said I will not post until Sunday, but I am bored...
Now playing: Emperor's New Cloths- Panic! At The Disco
School is starting tomorrow and I am nervous but also excited. Before you judge, let me explain: I like routine and school provides just that! Okay, so, maybe I am insane, maybe. I do hate school shopping because my mom buys my cloths and makes me look like my birth gender. If only I could come out and they would support me and stuff but that is unlikely.
Onto a more happy subject! Halloween! It is two months away but it is my favorite holiday. This year, I bought a full body suite. I will be midnight. Does anyone want to be my noon? No, okay. No hard feelings, I'm just to sexy for my own good! I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm so sexy that it hurts!
I just saw a commercial for "Wraps", a bracelet of ear buds. I then realized, I HAD THIS FUCKING IDEA TWO YEARS AGO! Wow. Just wow. Thank you, companies for stealing the ideas that come to me in the shower!
I am bored. Very. Bored. And tierd. I did, however, dye a few strips of my hair green. I was attempting to dye all of it, but most of my hair is darker, so only a few highlights came out good. My mom agreed to let me get bleach and redo it!
I had this realization: what if one of my parents was the one reader! Kill me, just kill me now! If my parents are the one viewer, Mama, Dada, ignore alllllll of this, it is just an illusion. Wow.
Anyway, I'm lacking inspiration so,
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Now playing: Emperor's New Cloths- Panic! At The Disco
School is starting tomorrow and I am nervous but also excited. Before you judge, let me explain: I like routine and school provides just that! Okay, so, maybe I am insane, maybe. I do hate school shopping because my mom buys my cloths and makes me look like my birth gender. If only I could come out and they would support me and stuff but that is unlikely.
Onto a more happy subject! Halloween! It is two months away but it is my favorite holiday. This year, I bought a full body suite. I will be midnight. Does anyone want to be my noon? No, okay. No hard feelings, I'm just to sexy for my own good! I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm so sexy that it hurts!
I just saw a commercial for "Wraps", a bracelet of ear buds. I then realized, I HAD THIS FUCKING IDEA TWO YEARS AGO! Wow. Just wow. Thank you, companies for stealing the ideas that come to me in the shower!
I am bored. Very. Bored. And tierd. I did, however, dye a few strips of my hair green. I was attempting to dye all of it, but most of my hair is darker, so only a few highlights came out good. My mom agreed to let me get bleach and redo it!
I had this realization: what if one of my parents was the one reader! Kill me, just kill me now! If my parents are the one viewer, Mama, Dada, ignore alllllll of this, it is just an illusion. Wow.
Anyway, I'm lacking inspiration so,
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Unicorns Crap Rainbows
Hello random human being(s) currently reading a blog by a random person you more than likely do not know! I have been obsessively watching Panic! music videos! Yes, that is why for the past 2 songs, they have been Panic!
Now playing: This is Gospel- Panic! At the Disco
I always either jump on the band wagon very late or not at all, so when I began staying up until 2 am watching Panic! music videos, I was like, "must not become obsesses!" But, I am a very obsessive person, and no one does music videos like that anymore so… I'm obsessed! I CANNOT HELP IT, THEY ARE THE MUSIC I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR TO COMPLETE MY SOUL! Deep, I know.
I'm bored, here are some emojis to feast your eyes on:
🦄🏳️🌈🍆🔥🦇🦉🐸🐝🐍🐢🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑☀️🌤⛅️☁️🌧⛈🌦🌈🌬💨🌪🏹🤺🥇🥈🥉🎤🎧🎼🎹🚗🚗🚗🚗🏎🚓🚕🚚🚛🚙🚑🚙🚑🚒🚁🚀🛩✈️💺🛳🌋🏕⛺️🛤🗾🌠🌄🌅🏞🎑🎇🎆🌇🌆🏙🌁🌉🌌🌃💻📱🔪⚰️🚿🔑🗝🛎🛏🛌🛋💙☮️✡️♈️🚹🚺🔝➰⬛️🕢🏳️🌈☢️💖⚪️💜🖤💙
Does anyone want to go grab some froyo with me? Nah, I'm just kidding, I fly solo for froyo. Can't have someone wrecking my cake batter vibe! Has anyone noticed there are no gender neutral people emojis? Thank you apple, just did me like you do, bitch!
Oh wait, I don't think I have told you people… Um, yeah, I'm technically genderfluid but I'm also non-binary so… only five of my friends know and I'm kid of scared to go back to school because everyone will be misgendering me!
Anyway,
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Now playing: This is Gospel- Panic! At the Disco
I always either jump on the band wagon very late or not at all, so when I began staying up until 2 am watching Panic! music videos, I was like, "must not become obsesses!" But, I am a very obsessive person, and no one does music videos like that anymore so… I'm obsessed! I CANNOT HELP IT, THEY ARE THE MUSIC I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR TO COMPLETE MY SOUL! Deep, I know.
I'm bored, here are some emojis to feast your eyes on:
🦄🏳️🌈🍆🔥🦇🦉🐸🐝🐍🐢🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑☀️🌤⛅️☁️🌧⛈🌦🌈🌬💨🌪🏹🤺🥇🥈🥉🎤🎧🎼🎹🚗🚗🚗🚗🏎🚓🚕🚚🚛🚙🚑🚙🚑🚒🚁🚀🛩✈️💺🛳🌋🏕⛺️🛤🗾🌠🌄🌅🏞🎑🎇🎆🌇🌆🏙🌁🌉🌌🌃💻📱🔪⚰️🚿🔑🗝🛎🛏🛌🛋💙☮️✡️♈️🚹🚺🔝➰⬛️🕢🏳️🌈☢️💖⚪️💜🖤💙
Does anyone want to go grab some froyo with me? Nah, I'm just kidding, I fly solo for froyo. Can't have someone wrecking my cake batter vibe! Has anyone noticed there are no gender neutral people emojis? Thank you apple, just did me like you do, bitch!
Oh wait, I don't think I have told you people… Um, yeah, I'm technically genderfluid but I'm also non-binary so… only five of my friends know and I'm kid of scared to go back to school because everyone will be misgendering me!
Anyway,
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Unicorns are not dead
Hello random internet people who I have never met and are currently reading a complete stranger's blog! I have been slightly inconsistent about posting so I have devised a schedule that will go into effect as soon as I start school in one week!
Currently playing: LA Devotee- Panic! at the Disco
So I start school in a little over a week, and when I do I will post every Sunday! I'll write the most random, stuipid stuff during the week, finish it during the weekend and post something on Sunday. How does that sound? Cool? Yeah!
I realized my last post didn't really bring up unicorns! So, let's talk about unicorns!do you think you can ride them like you can a horse? And I know that Pegasus-s and unicorns are completely different species, but do you think that they are friendly? Maybe even friends? Or… could it be… A SHIP!
Speaking of ships, what percent of your ships are LGBTQ 🏳️🌈? All my freinds kind of laugh at me for shipping so many not-so-straight people but I cannot help it! I do have straight ships, I swear! Example: Tris and Tobias(😭), Katniss and Peeta, Hanna and Caleb, Aria and Ezra, the list goes on! The list of gay ships does, however, out way the straight ships by a ton!
Wait, I have a question! One person who does read my blog, I need an opinion on this so I better see a comment! Do unicorns have a gender? I am one of those people who doesn't really think gender is real and I swear if unicorns are non-binary, I will die of happiness! I am dead serious, the one person who reads this, please comment! I want friends!
One of my friends once asked me: "how the f*ck do you write with your left hand?!" Yes, I am a lefty, a spawn of the devil! So, to the 90% of people who are right handed, I shall ask you every time I see you write: "how the f*ck do you write with your right hand?!" Yes, I know it is slightly a bitch move, but it annoys me! Am I too harsh? Nah! Thanks, Mr. Voice-in-my-head!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Currently playing: LA Devotee- Panic! at the Disco
So I start school in a little over a week, and when I do I will post every Sunday! I'll write the most random, stuipid stuff during the week, finish it during the weekend and post something on Sunday. How does that sound? Cool? Yeah!
I realized my last post didn't really bring up unicorns! So, let's talk about unicorns!do you think you can ride them like you can a horse? And I know that Pegasus-s and unicorns are completely different species, but do you think that they are friendly? Maybe even friends? Or… could it be… A SHIP!
Speaking of ships, what percent of your ships are LGBTQ 🏳️🌈? All my freinds kind of laugh at me for shipping so many not-so-straight people but I cannot help it! I do have straight ships, I swear! Example: Tris and Tobias(😭), Katniss and Peeta, Hanna and Caleb, Aria and Ezra, the list goes on! The list of gay ships does, however, out way the straight ships by a ton!
Wait, I have a question! One person who does read my blog, I need an opinion on this so I better see a comment! Do unicorns have a gender? I am one of those people who doesn't really think gender is real and I swear if unicorns are non-binary, I will die of happiness! I am dead serious, the one person who reads this, please comment! I want friends!
One of my friends once asked me: "how the f*ck do you write with your left hand?!" Yes, I am a lefty, a spawn of the devil! So, to the 90% of people who are right handed, I shall ask you every time I see you write: "how the f*ck do you write with your right hand?!" Yes, I know it is slightly a bitch move, but it annoys me! Am I too harsh? Nah! Thanks, Mr. Voice-in-my-head!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Friday, August 4, 2017
Unicorn Conspiracy
Hello, random people on the internet currently reading a complete stranger's blog! So, who else loves reading conspiracy theories just to laugh, but then you find one and it seems so real?! Like, am I the only one who does that?
Now Playing- Victorious: Panic! At The Disco
The first time I ever read a conspiracy theory, I couldn't have been any older than 8! My brother showed it to me and that is when I fell in love. Not with my brother, that would be gross on so many levels, not just because he is my brother. So, whenever I start watching YouTube, I usually don't stop until 5am! And this new and amazing video was explaining why this thing was fake and so my brother let me watch a couple more but then it was dinner time. I think my parents get annoyed when I talk about conspiracy theories… oh well.
I recently found this one conspiracy theory about the government trying to control our minds by putting fluoride in the water! Ok, it sounds dumb at first but then you look into it and find the US rate of tooth decay is the same as countries who do not use fluoride. But you also have to compare the before tooth decay, because they didn't start putting fluoride into the water until the early 1900's when tooth decay was very high. But why is it still in our water? Statistically, 70% of all Americans brush their teeth twice a day, which is a higher rate than it was when they put fluoride into the water! When someone, I think it was a scientist, had some people take an IQ test. A couple of people who were takeing the test drank water without fluoride and the others had fluoride in the water. Whose group got higher scores? The group without fluoride!
Now, there are a bunch of control factors but you have to think, why did our government who loves us so much put something in our water that decreases our IQ? Is it possible the government is secretly trying to mind control us?
What is your favorite conspiracy theory? Please comment, I actually want to hear it! Tell me what you think about the government poisoning us! Because I have so few people who read my blog, I will more than likely actually read and maybe even reply to your comments. Let's just get a whole tumbler fight up in the comments section!
Sorry for the short post but…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Now Playing- Victorious: Panic! At The Disco
The first time I ever read a conspiracy theory, I couldn't have been any older than 8! My brother showed it to me and that is when I fell in love. Not with my brother, that would be gross on so many levels, not just because he is my brother. So, whenever I start watching YouTube, I usually don't stop until 5am! And this new and amazing video was explaining why this thing was fake and so my brother let me watch a couple more but then it was dinner time. I think my parents get annoyed when I talk about conspiracy theories… oh well.
I recently found this one conspiracy theory about the government trying to control our minds by putting fluoride in the water! Ok, it sounds dumb at first but then you look into it and find the US rate of tooth decay is the same as countries who do not use fluoride. But you also have to compare the before tooth decay, because they didn't start putting fluoride into the water until the early 1900's when tooth decay was very high. But why is it still in our water? Statistically, 70% of all Americans brush their teeth twice a day, which is a higher rate than it was when they put fluoride into the water! When someone, I think it was a scientist, had some people take an IQ test. A couple of people who were takeing the test drank water without fluoride and the others had fluoride in the water. Whose group got higher scores? The group without fluoride!
Now, there are a bunch of control factors but you have to think, why did our government who loves us so much put something in our water that decreases our IQ? Is it possible the government is secretly trying to mind control us?
What is your favorite conspiracy theory? Please comment, I actually want to hear it! Tell me what you think about the government poisoning us! Because I have so few people who read my blog, I will more than likely actually read and maybe even reply to your comments. Let's just get a whole tumbler fight up in the comments section!
Sorry for the short post but…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)