Tuesday, March 27, 2018

summer time, Unicorn

Hello, random strangers on the internet! I need summer and no school!
Now playing: Gives You Hell- All American Rejects
A lot has happened since our last encounter, dearest internet. Not going into all the depressing details, but I’m back now! One thing that happened, I’ve slowly been coming out to more people. I came out to the second eldest sibling of mine-the first I’ve only met twice- and quite a few of Ripley at my school know. 
In fact, today, I am planning on telling my date-mate(or bae, whatever freshman call their significant other) that I am genderfluid! With Easter and my birthday coming up so soon, I am stalling on telling the parents. If any of you awesome unicorns are feeling stressed about coming out, here are pride flags made from heart emojis:
❤️๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ  ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’™⚪️๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’—  ๐Ÿ’—⚪️๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™  ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™
I want to put more there but the colors are limited. 
On the topic of colors, my hair is back to brown! I miss my crazy colors, but oh well!
Sorry for the short post but
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me
OCD Keyboard out!

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

dragons? yes.

Hello, random strangers on the internet! Yes, dragons are awesome but unicorns are better!
Currently playing: I Write Sins Not Tragedies- P!ATD
Okay, life has been... weird. Eh, life is always weird! In other news, i am no longer single as of Monday! I deeply- not really- apologize for grammar and/or spelling mistakes, I am using a crappy school computer! I also happen to be a ninth grader so no judgy judgy!
UNICORNS! You want to know what would be awesome? If a dragon and a unicorn had a baby! It would be so adorable!
But, i must now get deep and address the fact I have not been posting recently! Sorry, don't get mad! In all honesty, I recently got on anxiety medicine so before that my brain was too effed up to do a happy, random, unicorn filled blog. And i also have had a loot of homework!
How many people even read this thing? Eh, if I were doing it for the people, I'd talk about... well, not this stuff! Does anyone have any song recommendations? It took me way too long to spell that word!
Because I am at school, I cannot write my more... normal stuff so...
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard OUT!

Friday, November 17, 2017

Unihorses?

Hello, random people of the inter-web currently reading a complete stranger’s inner thoughts! Is that a tad bit too deep? Oh well!
Now playing: Forest- Twenty One Pilots
^this song actually describes my mood so accurately!^ Anywho, I’ve devised a foolproof system for posting: I will post every other Wednesday because I usually write Friday nights and any other free time I have-which is not a lot given my new found high school status! So I really have no time with is why I’m doing it every other week rather than every week. Don’t hate me! I still supply amazing music and gender fluid/non-binary humor!
Speaking of which, do you know how good it feels to speak of which? At my school I have to be all whispers and secret-y because most humans suck! You want to know what else sucks? School.
High school, to be more specific! During homecoming, this girl's supposedly loyal boyfriend cheated on her and that was 2 months ago and people are still talking about it! Don’t even get me started on homework! 
Who wants to see cool emojis?!
๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿณ️‍๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’–⚪️๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™
I just did the gender fluid flag in emojis I hope you guys appreciate me. Lol, okay. I’m bored, you know the drill so...
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me 
OCD Keyboard out!

Friday, November 10, 2017

Unicorns are back!

Hello, random human being(s) currently reading a complete stranger’s blog! Oh my unicorns, how I have missed my single viewer!
Now playing: Polarize- Twenty One Pilots
Something other than Panic! At The Disco! Okay, back to missing this! The reasons I haven’t blogged in a while are a) i have been extremely stressed because b) I have had so much homework, c) I want to keep this happy and I haven’t been in the right mindset for that. And finally, you get the d) I have little to no time to write anything! Not even the story I recently started writing! Oh yeah, I am writing a story! I also saw John Green on his tour for his new book Turtles All the Way Down! I love it and I love blogging!
My hair is blue! When did this happen? Well, when the green (yes my hair was completely green less than 2 weeks ago) faded, I decided o wanted to try a different color! And since blue is my favorite color I was like "why not?!” So, that has been my life!
Also, one of my old “pals” came over a few days ago! I’m not entirely sure how I feel about that! How are you? Some people say I’m too hyper but i just have lot's of energy with no caffeine!
I’m current reading The Hero’s of Olympus and I LOVE IT! I’m also extremely happy because... well, I actually don’t know why I’m so happy! I’m bored but hyper so Someone give me a topic! Yes, you with the blue hair! Lol, how about Death Note? Yes, I did start watching death note! And someone made the shortcut things for typing and this is what happens when I try to type “I” without hitting a certain button: I️. Wtf? So, you can see why it is taking me a long time to type this!
But anyway, I’m bored so sorry for the short post so… 
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

School'd Unicorns

Hello, random people currently reading a complete stranger's blog on the internet! This week was my first week of school. The school where only one person knows my gender identity!
Now playing: Sarah Smiles- Panic! At The Disco
Quick side note: next post, I will use a song not by Panic!
Oh, the first day of school! In most of my classes, I was with people I can't stand, my friend insulted my amazing green-streaked hair (which I am fully dyeing sometime very soon!) and I almost had a panic attack multiple times! A lovely start to a year! At least my outfit was cool. I mean, I like my classes, just not the people in them. Is that wierd?
I finally have a Tumblr and I am so happy! I can look up things without my mom knowing! I did lead something this morning on Tumblr: never look up "jokes." It has a bunch of links (that I swear I didn't press) to porn websites! In my defense, I have only had Tumblr for a few days! Please tell me what to not search so I never see that again!
Do you want to see my main 4 emojis? Here you go!
๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿณ️‍๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ
Tada! My main four emojis!
Anyway, I have been reading Spider-Man/Deadpool teamup comic books. I recently got into them and spent $60 at Books-a-Million! Don't judge me, but I kinda ship Spidey-pool.
The realization has hit me that I ship everything! I even ship colors and objects… I ship gurple (green and purple) but I also ship purquoise (purple and turquoise)! The problems of a fanperson- no, fandevil! Wait, is there, like, a gender neutral name for a gender neutral fan? Is it just "fanperson?" The struggles of being genderfluid!
I should write a story where a fanboy meets a fangirl and they are in the same fandom and there would be a lot of fluff! Warning: my next post may be a short story! This post is just very Tumblr worthy.
So, after I fully dye my hair green and it fades, I think I either want to go silver or black. Suggestions, anyone?
That's all for today, so...
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Don't Judge Me

Hello random human beings currently reading a complete stranger's blog! Does anyone else find it odd that just because of a bunch of 1s and 0s, you are blessed with this blog?
Now Playing: Judge- 21 Pilots 
I'm trying to put less songs by Panic! just because I want some variation so, yeah. I was going to make this post a short story, but it turned out to not exacally be short… I'm thinking about posting one chapter every other Sunday so just be prepared!
Football season is kicking off (pun-intentional) at my school! I really only go to the games for the food. School cafeteria food tastes like crap but concession stand food acually tastes good!
I'm really bared, it's midnight, and I have no inspiration!
My next post will by longer,
I'm sorry, so
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Unicorns Don't Attend High School

Hello, random human beings currently reading a complete stranger's blog who I do not know! This genderfluid/nonbinary bich is going to high school! I know I said I will not post until Sunday, but I am bored...
Now playing: Emperor's New Cloths- Panic! At The Disco
School is starting tomorrow and I am nervous but also excited. Before you judge, let me explain: I like routine and school provides just that! Okay, so, maybe I am insane, maybe. I do hate school shopping because my mom buys my cloths and makes me look like my birth gender.  If only I could come out and they would support me and stuff but that is unlikely.
Onto a more happy subject! Halloween! It is two months away but it is my favorite holiday. This year, I bought a full body suite. I will be midnight. Does anyone want to be my noon? No, okay. No hard feelings, I'm just to sexy for my own good! I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm so sexy that it hurts!
I just saw a commercial for "Wraps", a bracelet of ear buds. I then realized, I HAD THIS FUCKING IDEA TWO YEARS AGO! Wow. Just wow. Thank you, companies for stealing the ideas that come to me in the shower!
I am bored. Very. Bored. And tierd. I did, however, dye a few strips of my hair green. I was attempting to dye all of it, but most of my hair is darker, so only a few highlights came out good. My mom agreed to let me get bleach and redo it!
I had this realization: what if one of my parents was the one reader! Kill me, just kill me now! If my parents are the one viewer, Mama, Dada, ignore alllllll of this, it is just an illusion. Wow.
Anyway, I'm lacking inspiration so,
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!