Friday, July 21, 2017

War and Peace and Unicorns

Hello, random online readers who have more than likely never seen my face! Am I too obsessed with unicorns? 🦄🦄🦄🦄. Never! That is not possible!
Now playing: Run, Boy, Run- Woodkid 
Are you as amazed by iPhones as I am? Yes, you, the person reading this! Like, how the crap dogs do they work? I understand there is an intricate web of coards and chips storing a lot of data but HOW? I feel like I should have been born in a different century because I cannot comprehend how modern technology is so amazing! But then again, gay rights were not exacally something people fought for and I am very bisexual. Not in a "oh, that teenager just wants to experiment and get laid" kinda way- in fact, the thought of having tons of sex slightly repulses me! Wow, a teen who doesn't want sex? So unexpected!
I was on Pinterest the other day and I was ready to get a life long sentence to prison because someone insulted my fandom. This random hater was saying stuff like, "Veronica Roth doesn't know what she is doing with Allegiant, it is scientifically impossible, horrible writer, blah blah blah!" I'm not implying that I will destroy you if you mess with any of my fandoms, I am bluntently saying it. I mean, yes I understand Tris's death was uncalled for, but the entire series is all about sacrifice and her taking her brother's place to go into the weapon's lab was the biggest sacrafice of the series! P.S., sorry for the spoiler! 😇!
I am apparently like the North and South Pole because part of me is all like, "eff you teacher! Trying to make me do homework every night!" And the other part of me simply says, "I apologize if I am being rude but could you please pause your conversation while the teacher is teaching?" But then, I have this whole gray scale in between. Is that wierd? Nah, not at all! Right? RIGHT?!
How about them unicorns, eh? That was the best conversation starter ever! Forget, "how about those gas prices?" Unicorns are making a comeback, dawg! I'll be on Pinterest and come cross some gay shit and it will be like "the bisexual unicorn"… If that ain't me. If I am not a bisexual unicorn, I am nothing! Nothing… except a bisexual unicorn! 
When I told my parents I was bisexual, they were all like, "don't worry, this is just a phase! You have been influenced by your peers and you'll get over it soon!" Long story short, my dad doesn't like gay characters and always says, "is everyone gay on this show!" when we watch Glee together. Yes, Father, that is why Quinn was pregnant, she was banging a girl. Then there is Puck, who was only banging her so Finn would break up with her and bang him. I liked Finn, I'm sad he is dead.
On a happier note, gender is slowly dissolving so no more blue boys and pink girls! And do you know who we have to thank for those colors? Hitler, the one and only. So not only did he kill 6 million innocent people, he also gendered blue and pink!
So, you are given a choice of to people you can vote for for president:
A) an alcoholic who is addicted to gambling
B) someone who has never once smoked, never one tasted a drop of alcohol, loved children and dogs
Did you choose "B"? So did I, then I learned that "A" was Theodor Roosevelt and "B" was Hitler. Now, I despise Hitler as much as the next, what he did was unforgivable, but he was as human as the person writing this blog, the person reading this, your neighbor, even a child. He wasn't a monster, he was a human who did something unforgivable, but he was still human.
Well, I apologize for the slightly depressing post(I guess that is life though) and please read more, I swear I am a happy person!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!

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