FREE UNICORNS 🦄🦄

Hello, online stranger's currently reading a complete stranger's inner thoughts that you have never met. I have found my emojis, people of earth: 🦄🏳️‍🌈🍆🔥!! If you do not relate to this, I suggest you just stop reading right now because you are not OCD Keyboard's buddy anymore. Dead serious.
Now playing: Radioactive- Imagine Dragons
In this world currently, everyone is very concerned with how they appear to others. Thus makeup. Like, everyone in Hollywood wears makeup,girls, feminine guys. But then there is also those guys who sag their pants so clearly Earth is screwed. Unicorns don't wear makeup and they are beautiful!
"Don't do drugs, kids!" I DONT NEED DRUGS I HAVE IMAGINATION! You want to go crazy, eat some sugar! I mean, it's basically the same thing except the sugar addiction doesn't kill you. Well, it does. I mean, diabetes. So, um, sugar kids! Eat sugar and brush your teeth! That is all I will say.
Have you ever had to go to a family reunion because your parents are forcing you to got but not your brother? It is so infuriating! Luckily, I ended up skipping the family reunion, as did my parents. But family reunions! That is all I have to say about family reunions. They are just pure and  undeniable insanity! 
Well, I am bored so come on people! How about some conversation starters? Did I hear someone say "unicorns"? Good choice! So, the stereotype of unicorns is white as snow body, gold or pink horn, and a very colorful mane. If you want some friggin' adorable unicorns who aren't so cliché, simply google: dark unicorns! Cutest things ever! I mean, just look at my profile picture and BOOM!
So far, I see only one person has read my blog. Thank you, one random person who read this! Sincerely, I didn't think anyone would read this! Let's face it, I'm not the best writer!
When I told my 2 friends about this, they both said they couldn't get to it. I don't know why, but it is hard to get to this site. I don't know?
Anyway, who wants to see something cool? I found this cool thing on Pinterest, try and read the following sentence. 
Unircons cmae form a dsiatnt satr, froemd thusonnads of yaers ago!
Can you read it? Most people can because your brain doesn't really pay attention to the letters in the middle, just the first and last letters! Amazing! This is why I want to go into psychology.
Everyone is all, "I think that, instead of psychology, you should go into something you will enjoy, like medicine!" Sorry, controlling humans, I like psychology way more than seeing stuff that I don't even want to imagine! Ignorant unicorn haters!
Anyway, sorry for the the short post!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!