Unicorns are not dead

Hello random internet people who I have never met and are currently reading a complete stranger's blog! I have been slightly inconsistent about posting so I have devised a schedule that will go into effect as soon as I start school in one week!
Currently playing: LA Devotee- Panic! at the Disco
So I start school in a little over a week, and when I do I will post every Sunday! I'll write the most random, stuipid stuff during the week, finish it during the weekend and post something on Sunday. How does that sound? Cool? Yeah!
I realized my last post didn't really bring up unicorns! So, let's talk about unicorns!do you think you can ride them like you can a horse? And I know that Pegasus-s and unicorns are completely different species, but do you think that they are friendly? Maybe even friends? Or… could it be… A SHIP!
Speaking of ships, what percent of your ships are LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈? All my freinds kind of laugh at me for shipping so many not-so-straight people but I cannot help it! I do have straight ships, I swear! Example: Tris and Tobias(😭), Katniss and Peeta, Hanna and Caleb, Aria and Ezra, the list goes on! The list of gay ships does, however, out way the straight ships by a ton!
Wait, I have a question! One person who does read my blog, I need an opinion on this so I better see a comment! Do unicorns have a gender? I am one of those people who doesn't really think gender is real and I swear if unicorns are non-binary, I will die of happiness! I am dead serious, the one person who reads this, please comment! I want friends!
One of my friends once asked me: "how the f*ck do you write with your left hand?!" Yes, I am a lefty, a spawn of the devil! So, to the 90% of people who are right handed, I shall ask you every time I see you write: "how the f*ck do you write with your right hand?!" Yes, I know it is slightly a bitch move, but it annoys me! Am I too harsh? Nah! Thanks, Mr. Voice-in-my-head!
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!