Unicorn Conspiracy

Hello, random people on the internet currently reading a complete stranger's blog! So, who else loves reading conspiracy theories just to laugh, but then you find one and it seems so real?! Like, am I the only one who does that?
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The first time I ever read a conspiracy theory, I couldn't have been any older than 8! My brother showed it to me and that is when I fell in love. Not with my brother, that would be gross on so many levels, not just because he is my brother. So, whenever I start watching YouTube, I usually don't stop until 5am! And this new and amazing video was explaining why this thing was fake and so my brother let me watch a couple more but then it was dinner time. I think my parents get annoyed when I talk about conspiracy theories… oh well.
I recently found this one conspiracy theory about the government trying to control our minds by putting fluoride in the water! Ok, it sounds dumb at first but then you look into it and find the US rate of tooth decay is the same as countries who do not use fluoride. But you also have to compare the before tooth decay, because they didn't start putting fluoride into the water until the early 1900's when tooth decay was very high. But why is it still in our water? Statistically, 70% of all Americans brush their teeth twice a day, which is a higher rate than it was when they put fluoride into the water! When someone, I think it was a scientist, had some people take an IQ test. A couple of people who were takeing the test drank water without fluoride and the others had fluoride in the water. Whose group got higher scores? The group without fluoride!
Now, there are a bunch of control factors but you have to think, why did our government who loves us so much put something in our water that decreases our IQ? Is it possible the government is secretly trying to mind control us?
What is your favorite conspiracy theory? Please comment, I actually want to hear it! Tell me what you think about the government poisoning us! Because I have so few people who read my blog, I will more than likely actually read and maybe even reply to your comments. Let's just get a whole tumbler fight up in the comments section!
Sorry for the short post but…
Until the next imaginary unicorn visits me,
OCD Keyboard out!